Friday, May 28, 2010

Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Tristan School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are nice!

My first assignment is to learn to play the drums and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to playing around a lot, to runing across the stage, and to jumping at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 12345 people following me around, telling me how big I am, how they really like my jacket, and how I am the most long person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) motorcycle and walk the red carpet, past all the breathing fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will eating with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 2 songs, all while punching across the stage, singing, and kicking at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!